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Middle Ages

by Yardlets

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1.
Short Skirt 02:47
You melt my popsicle Saw you dreaming near the corner store Give me looks like you never wore A short skirt In the summer time Now we're face to face A short skirt In the summer time Now we're face to face Everyone knows Your eye's and ears are miles apart Everyone see's Your wasting your time with me A short skirt In the summer time Now we're face to face A short skirt In the summer time Now we're face to face
2.
Banana Split 02:05
Deep in your desert i'm running dry Go get me wet with your words of fire Don't sell me lemons girl your one sweet ride I wanna show you how it feels inside Will i fit in your banana split? Will i fit in your banana split? Go on and peel my banana Will i fit in your banana split? Your face That i want You know how to turn my engine The edge That you walk I'm waiting round your corner I'm built With steel I have so much to feel Don't hide Let me try I wanna show you how it feels inside
3.
Lot Lizard 01:58
Your a dirty lot lizard and your up all night got my top down baby wanna go for a ride your dirty lot lizard gonna make you mine gonna make you mine gonna make you mine schools out and you've nothing but time got a body for business gonna blow your mind your a dirty lot lizard and your just my type just my type just my type fucked up while im standing in line i catch your face as you walk on by your 18 and im 45 im coming for you coming for you Your a dirty lot lizard and your up all night got my top down baby wanna go for a ride your dirty lot lizard gonna make you mine gonna make you mine gonna make you mine went right in for an apple pie spaced right out of my fucking mind put out an A.P.B. cause im creepin around in another town in another town fucked up while im standing in line i catch your face as you walk on by your 18 and im 45 im coming for you coming for you
4.
On a tilt On a ten inch blade Im bleeding But i don't feel a thing I'm a butcher Looking for meat My head is a mess My hands are reaching for a little more time I never lost my sense as she wears her shorts so well And i'm a car wreck wrapped around your legs Dont hide What i want I want your flesh I want your flesh cause your flesh is best (horrible lyrics for a chorus) So i wave my flag All over your town Im buying up real estate To tear it all down And if you took my hand I'd fall to pieces Cause you got me hanging on a hook and i'm dangling like a piece of meat
5.
Beach Side 02:03
You must have crawled down from the side of the moon With your high heels on and your two dead eye's staring over at me I'll never know why it's so hard to break you I'm just trying to say high Trying to stay hard In your eye's In a place so cold I'd melt all over the room if you'd give me anything Cold cold cadaver I wanna reach out and grab her Hey little girl Why so stuck in side Your like a plastic toy With two concrete eye's Stuck in a shell At the bottom of well Have you ever lost control a single day in your short life Let your eye's melt down on me I'm standing here waiting and i'm starting to bleed Im a mother fucking rattlesnake thermometers about to break Put me in my tomb cause i'm already dead
6.
853-4201 02:06
Back page beauty queen, your eye's been speaking to me and all the stars are aligned something tells me that you've been waiting for my call gonna give you a ring (chorus) Found your number in the back of a magazine now im hooked your my number 1 dream 853-4201 853-4201 Just got my paycheck and i've got you on my mind it took a lot of money but it was a feel good find sifting through the back page, so many to chose but i knew from your picture that i'd finally found you.
7.
Jackie 02:17
She shakes me like a jackhammer And when she shakes i cant get enough of her Oh jackie i do love you Cause your moves are so brand new From the very first day i was locked in to all of your sweet vibrations You said knock me one up at the bar And my heart got some kind of fever It was a hell of a kiss She shakes me like a jackhammer And when she shakes i cant get enough of her Oh jackie i do love you Cause your moves are so brand new What are you some kind of gymnast You've got a kiss like a vacuum You spin and twirl like the wind I'm stuck inside your tornado Inside your huricane eye Im fine trapped inside All day, all night I wont fight Whoa She shakes me like a jackhammer And when she shakes i cant get enough of her Oh jackie i do love you Cause your moves are so brand new
8.
Sandeep 02:29
Spinning hubcap a hundred miles Hands are tied Been hitting the roof I only got this short time I know the snake has poisoned me And i don't want it to be ok Don't got much time to get her to my room Sin deep Sin deep You got a hold on me Sin deep Sin deep You got me running around and around Sin deep Sin deep Your everything i see And i can't break away You play it dumb all day all night Better than most They're coming from every side For all your lies You like the chase It's killing you Your going to lose Going to lose They're going to drag you from your bed at night Into the fire
9.
After work we like to walk Me and my one true love Down to the parking lot Outside our favourite liquor store I throw back too much I throw back too much She likes to nurse her cup I like to get real fucked Too stoned to moan To lit to hit Too high to try Guess i got to quit Too stoned to moan To lit to hit Too high to try Guess i got to quit On down the east side bridge With the sun falling down I bring my bottle here To get away from the crowd I throw back too much I throw back too much With my back to the ground I was already ripped Too stoned to moan To lit to hit Too high to try Guess i got to quit
10.
Behind the counter at a fast food trap I really didn't want to see you living like that We should be some where with your ass in the air On your hands and knees Baby please Gonna drive my little fire engine Girl all around till i get her wet She served me up a burger and fries That's when she looked in my pervert eye's You want to play in my world baby? Hot tramp with your small town style's Go on get get GET IT! Behind the counter at a fast food trap I really didn't want to see you living like that We should be some where with your ass in the air On your hands and knees Baby please Ginger snap Sitting there with your name tag I almost dropped my doctor pepper When you turned around in my direction Your such a calendar girl With all those long red curls So what the fuck you working in here Fuck this pepper i need a cold beer Behind the counter at a fast food trap I really didn't want to see you living like that We should be some where with your ass in the air On your hands and knees Baby please
11.
Not so long ago I bought a ticket and i paid in full Seen things I never saw Blew my mind and now i'm gone Rabbit hangs in the mouth of an eagle Then he lands in the devils cup Swim around Big muff I want to lick it up My love is stronger than the taliban Try to wrap around it you'll need two hands I'm hot on your trail in your cave's where i want to be My love is stronger than the taliban I want to stir you up and down with my swizzle stick Don't call the cops cause the door is locked and no one can hear you dear When you go on howling like that your going to break the fucking chandelier No use in hiding when your pulling and pushing and pulling and pushing. My love is stronger than the taliban Try to wrap around it you'll need two hands I'm hot on your trail in your caves where i want to be My love is stronger than the taliban My love is stronger than the taliban (Krista Dawn Baby Angel #1's verse) Getting anally blasted At midnight masses Oh your love is so fantastic Get inside this genocide I'll climb on top so i can ride I wear this bomb with so much pride Your love's so strong it's like suicide Chain me up in your cave Because tonight i am your slave My love is stronger than the taliban Try to wrap around it you'll need two hands I'm hot on your trail in your caves where i want to be My love is stronger than the taliban
12.
Candy stretch Legs that i could just eat But you protest When i'm down at your feet You push me with a knife Unattainable wife A ribbon around a bomb You got me hanging on the telephone With my blindfolds on You got a lot of nerve girl You come around here you're never gonna find that pot of gold And it makes my lips curl Cuz it's always the same the way you play your game You push me with a knife unattainable wife A ribbon around a bomb You got me hangin on the telephone With my blindfolds on So i take this hot air telephone and wrap it around my neck And float on to the highest sky right now Every star in your sky has been burned away

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released July 13, 2012

Produced by Yardlets.
Hobo Slang Records.

Sam Goldberg Jr. - Vocals, guitar.
Jeff Edwards - Vocals, guitar.
Sebastien Grainger - Drums.

Additional musicians-

Krista Dawn Baby Angel #1 - vocals on My Love Is Stronger Than The Taliban.

Recorded at Hobo Slang Studios Mobile, Breakglass Studios with Jace Lasek and Houdini Wreckordings with Paul Edwards.

Mixed at Breakglass Studios by Sir Ian Blurton.
Mastered at Greymastering by Harris Newman.

Artwork by Jose Enrique Montes Hernandez.

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