Middle Ages

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released February 13, 2016

Produced by Yardlets.
Hobo Slang Records.

Sam Goldberg Jr. - Vocals, guitar.
Jeff Edwards - Vocals, guitar.
Sebastien Grainger - Drums.

Additional musicians-

Krista Dawn Baby Angel #1 - vocals on My Love Is Stronger Than The Taliban.

Recorded at Hobo Slang Studios Mobile, Breakglass Studios with Jace Lasek and Houdini Wreckordings with Paul Edwards.

Mixed at Breakglass Studios by Sir Ian Blurton.
Mastered at Greymastering by Harris Newman.

Artwork by Jose Enrique Montes Hernandez.

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Track Name: Short Skirt
You melt my popsicle
Saw you dreaming near the corner store
Give me looks like you never wore

A short skirt
In the summer time
Now we're face to face
A short skirt
In the summer time
Now we're face to face

Everyone knows
Your eye's and ears are miles apart
Everyone see's
Your wasting your time with me

A short skirt
In the summer time
Now we're face to face
A short skirt
In the summer time
Now we're face to face
Track Name: Banana Split
Deep in your desert i'm running dry
Go get me wet with your words of fire
Don't sell me lemons girl your one sweet ride
I wanna show you how it feels inside

Will i fit in your banana split?
Will i fit in your banana split?
Go on and peel my banana
Will i fit in your banana split?

Your face
That i want
You know how to turn my engine
The edge
That you walk
I'm waiting round your corner
I'm built
With steel
I have so much to feel
Don't hide
Let me try
I wanna show you how it feels inside
Track Name: Lot Lizard
Your a dirty lot lizard and your up all night
got my top down baby
wanna go for a ride
your dirty lot lizard gonna make you mine
gonna make you mine
gonna make you mine

schools out and you've nothing but time
got a body for business
gonna blow your mind
your a dirty lot lizard and your just my type
just my type
just my type

fucked up while im standing in line
i catch your face as you walk on by
your 18 and im 45
im coming for you
coming for you

Your a dirty lot lizard and your up all night
got my top down baby
wanna go for a ride
your dirty lot lizard gonna make you mine
gonna make you mine
gonna make you mine

went right in for an apple pie
spaced right out of my fucking mind
put out an A.P.B. cause im creepin around
in another town
in another town

fucked up while im standing in line
i catch your face as you walk on by
your 18 and im 45
im coming for you
coming for you
Track Name: Zits & Braces
On a tilt
On a ten inch blade
Im bleeding
But i don't feel a thing
I'm a butcher
Looking for meat
My head is a mess
My hands are reaching for a little more time
I never lost my sense as she wears her shorts so well
And i'm a car wreck wrapped around your legs

Dont hide
What i want
I want your flesh
I want your flesh cause your flesh is best (horrible lyrics for a chorus)

So i wave my flag
All over your town
Im buying up real estate
To tear it all down
And if you took my hand
I'd fall to pieces
Cause you got me hanging on a hook and i'm dangling like a piece of meat
Track Name: Beach Side
You must have crawled down from the side of the moon
With your high heels on and your two dead eye's staring over at me
I'll never know why it's so hard to break you
I'm just trying to say high
Trying to stay hard
In your eye's
In a place so cold
I'd melt all over the room if you'd give me anything

Cold cold cadaver
I wanna reach out and grab her

Hey little girl
Why so stuck in side
Your like a plastic toy
With two concrete eye's
Stuck in a shell
At the bottom of well
Have you ever lost control a single day in your short life
Let your eye's melt down on me
I'm standing here waiting and i'm starting to bleed
Im a mother fucking rattlesnake thermometers about to break
Put me in my tomb cause i'm already dead
Track Name: 853-4201
Back page beauty queen, your eye's been speaking to me
and all the stars are aligned
something tells me that you've been waiting for my call
gonna give you a ring

(chorus)

Found your number in the back of a magazine
now im hooked your my number 1 dream
853-4201
853-4201

Just got my paycheck and i've got you on my mind
it took a lot of money but it was a feel good find
sifting through the back page, so many to chose
but i knew from your picture
that i'd finally found you.
Track Name: Jackie
She shakes me like a jackhammer
And when she shakes i cant get enough of her
Oh jackie i do love you
Cause your moves are so brand new

From the very first day
i was locked in to all of your sweet vibrations
You said knock me one up at the bar
And my heart got some kind of fever
It was a hell of a kiss

She shakes me like a jackhammer
And when she shakes i cant get enough of her
Oh jackie i do love you
Cause your moves are so brand new

What are you some kind of gymnast
You've got a kiss like a vacuum
You spin and twirl like the wind
I'm stuck inside your tornado
Inside your huricane eye
Im fine trapped inside
All day, all night
I wont fight
Whoa

She shakes me like a jackhammer
And when she shakes i cant get enough of her
Oh jackie i do love you
Cause your moves are so brand new
Track Name: Sandeep
Spinning hubcap a hundred miles
Hands are tied
Been hitting the roof
I only got this short time
I know the snake has poisoned me
And i don't want it to be ok
Don't got much time to get her to my room

Sin deep
Sin deep
You got a hold on me
Sin deep
Sin deep
You got me running around and around
Sin deep
Sin deep
Your everything i see
And i can't break away

You play it dumb all day all night
Better than most
They're coming from every side
For all your lies
You like the chase
It's killing you
Your going to lose
Going to lose
They're going to drag you from your bed at night
Into the fire
Track Name: Too Stoned To Moan
After work we like to walk
Me and my one true love
Down to the parking lot
Outside our favourite liquor store

I throw back too much
I throw back too much
She likes to nurse her cup
I like to get real fucked

Too stoned to moan
To lit to hit
Too high to try
Guess i got to quit
Too stoned to moan
To lit to hit
Too high to try
Guess i got to quit

On down the east side bridge
With the sun falling down
I bring my bottle here
To get away from the crowd
I throw back too much
I throw back too much
With my back to the ground
I was already ripped

Too stoned to moan
To lit to hit
Too high to try
Guess i got to quit
Track Name: Fast Food Trap
Behind the counter at a fast food trap
I really didn't want to see you living like that
We should be some where with your ass in the air
On your hands and knees
Baby please

Gonna drive my little fire engine
Girl all around till i get her wet
She served me up a burger and fries
That's when she looked in my pervert eye's
You want to play in my world baby?
Hot tramp with your small town style's
Go on get get GET IT!

Behind the counter at a fast food trap
I really didn't want to see you living like that
We should be some where with your ass in the air
On your hands and knees
Baby please

Ginger snap
Sitting there with your name tag
I almost dropped my doctor pepper
When you turned around in my direction
Your such a calendar girl
With all those long red curls
So what the fuck you working in here
Fuck this pepper i need a cold beer

Behind the counter at a fast food trap
I really didn't want to see you living like that
We should be some where with your ass in the air
On your hands and knees
Baby please
Track Name: My Love Is Stronger Than The Taliban
Not so long ago
I bought a ticket and i paid in full
Seen things
I never saw
Blew my mind and now i'm gone
Rabbit hangs in the mouth of an eagle
Then he lands in the devils cup
Swim around
Big muff
I want to lick it up

My love is stronger than the taliban
Try to wrap around it you'll need two hands
I'm hot on your trail in your cave's where i want to be
My love is stronger than the taliban

I want to stir you up and down with my swizzle stick
Don't call the cops cause the door is locked and no one can hear you dear
When you go on howling like that your going to break the fucking chandelier
No use in hiding when your pulling and pushing and pulling and pushing.

My love is stronger than the taliban
Try to wrap around it you'll need two hands
I'm hot on your trail in your caves where i want to be
My love is stronger than the taliban
My love is stronger than the taliban

(Krista Dawn Baby Angel #1's verse)

Getting anally blasted
At midnight masses
Oh your love is so fantastic
Get inside this genocide
I'll climb on top so i can ride
I wear this bomb with so much pride
Your love's so strong it's like suicide
Chain me up in your cave
Because tonight i am your slave

My love is stronger than the taliban
Try to wrap around it you'll need two hands
I'm hot on your trail in your caves where i want to be
My love is stronger than the taliban
Track Name: Ribbon Around A Bomb
Candy stretch
Legs that i could just eat
But you protest
When i'm down at your feet

You push me with a knife
Unattainable wife
A ribbon around a bomb
You got me hanging on the telephone
With my blindfolds on

You got a lot of nerve girl
You come around here you're never gonna find that pot of gold
And it makes my lips curl
Cuz it's always the same the way you play your game

You push me with a knife unattainable wife
A ribbon around a bomb
You got me hangin on the telephone
With my blindfolds on

So i take this hot air telephone and wrap it around my neck
And float on to the highest sky right now
Every star in your sky has been burned away